Idiots Who Messed with the Royal Guard and Regretted It

Here are some stories of individuals who tried to mess with the Royal Guard—particularly the British ones—only to regret their actions:

1. The Tourist Who Tried to Challenge the Guard’s Stance
One of the most common things tourists attempt is trying to provoke a Royal Guard into breaking their stoic stance. In one famous incident, a man tried to mock and push the guard to make him react. The guard remained immovable, following protocol. However, as the man persisted and even tried to stand too close, the guard shouted a warning, and when the man didn’t back off, the guard raised his rifle to signal he would take action. The tourist was quickly escorted away by security.

2. The “Drunken” Tourist Who Mocked the Guard
In another instance, a drunk tourist decided to get closer to one of the guards stationed outside Buckingham Palace. He began mocking the soldier’s stance, even shouting at him and taunting him. The guard, who had been trained not to engage with disrespectful behavior, finally had enough. He stepped forward and pushed the man away with the rifle’s butt, causing the drunk tourist to stumble backward. Security promptly intervened and removed the troublemaker.

3. The Attempted Prank That Backfired
A young man thought it would be funny to sneak behind a guard on duty and try to give him a hug. When he approached, the guard, as expected, didn’t react. However, when the prankster tried to touch the guard, the soldier swung his rifle to push him back in one swift motion. The prankster was immediately detained by the police, and the guard was unharmed.

4. The Disrespectful Youth Who Got More Than He Bargained For
In one of the more aggressive incidents, a teenager decided to spit on the ground in front of the guard, a clear sign of disrespect. When the guard noticed this, he stopped moving entirely and locked his gaze on the disrespectful individual. A few moments later, the youth realized that this wasn’t just a show of intimidation but a prelude to military protocol. The youth was apprehended by police, who saw the guard’s actions as a sign of potential escalation.

5. The Man Who Tried to Stand in Front of the Guard
In 2019, a man was caught attempting to obstruct the movement of a guard while the soldier was marching. The man stood right in front of the marching guard, blocking his path. The guard, unflinching, continued to march in place and knocked the man gently to the side with his rifle. The tourist quickly realized his mistake and moved aside, but the damage was done: he was swiftly escorted off the premises by security.

Why Do These Guards Never React?
The key to the Royal Guard’s “silent response” is discipline. They are highly trained to withstand distractions and maintain their composure in all situations. Their role is symbolic, and reacting would be considered a breach of their duty. When they do react, it’s typically when a line is crossed, or they feel their safety is threatened.

Messing with the Royal Guards is always a risky move for tourists—and for those who attempt to mock or challenge them, the consequences can be far less amusing.

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